Paddy Power have priced The Rooney's christening their first born after the ugly ogre at 500/1, while The Bairns are 1000/1 to win the incarnation of the UEFA Cup.
Other things the Irish based cream cookies have said have a better chance of happening rather than Falkirk conquering the continent include Kerry Katona to be the next Bond girl and George Bush getting the Nobel Peace Prize (both 500/1) while Susan Boyle as 100/1 to replace Simon Cowell as a judge on X Factor.
They also rate the chances of Father Dougal from the telly show Father Ted being named the next Pope, also coming in at 1000/1.
Let's prove them wrong boys!!!